Monday Blues Quotes
Monday blues are for real, especially to those at work, not that one hates to work, its just the tiredness and stress that it begins.
Also Monday comes after a lovely lazy Sunday weekend, making it all the more not an awaited one.
There are many ways to make the Monday Blues fade away. One of the best way is to find what you like to do and take some time out of the busy work schedule to do it.
We have come up with some Funny Monday Quotes and Motivational Monday Quotes for you to make your Mondays light and pleasant.
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Funny Monday Blues Quotes to Beat the Blues
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” ― Mokokoma
“Dear Monday, I want to break up. I’m seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. It’s not me, it’s you.”
“This is the mondayest Monday that ever mondayed.”
“I’d like to tweeze all the Tuesdays of the year, and all the Mondays off my chest.” ― Jarod Kintz
“I hate mornings, and Mondays. And working. But other than that I am entirely happy.”
“Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear… ‘Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.”
“Dear Monday. I think you should take a holiday! Trust me. No one will miss you!”
“The Tuesday scowls, the Wednesday growls, the Thursday curses, the Friday howls, the Saturday snores, the Sunday yawns, the Monday morns, the Monday morns. The whacks, the moans, the cracks, the groans, the welts, the squeaks, the belts, the shrieks, the pricks, the prayers, the kicks, the tears, the skelps, and the yelps.” ― Samuel Beckett
“Good morning. Keep calm and pretend it’s not Monday.”
“If Monday had a face, I’d punch it.”
Monday Blues Quotes
“Monday is one of my favorite days of the week. My 7th favorite.”
“Yay, Monday!” Said no one… Ever”
“If each day is a gift, I’d like to know where to return Mondays!” ― John Wagner
“Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything is going to wrap up, and then the same old shit starts up on Monday.” ― Stephen King
“Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours. ” ― Jarod Kintz
“Shortest horror story: Monday.”
“When you’re young and healthy you can plan on Monday to commit suicide, and by Wednesday you’re laughing again.” ― Marilyn Monroe
“There are no miracles on Mondays.”― Amy Neftzger
“The cross comes before the crown and tomorrow is a Monday morning!”― C.S. Lewis
“Monday? I swear it was Friday like five minutes ago.”
“Monday isn’t that bad to be honest, What makes it bad is living in it.”
“Monday is a great for becoming too busy to die.” ― Roy Station
“If there was a day of the week I could skip it would be Monday. Clients had too much time to think and worry over a long weekend and by Monday they were often riddled with fear and anxiety.” ― Stan Turner
“Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.” ― Louise Fitzhugh
“Sunday just came down like a nine-pound hammer … it was tainted with the closing-in feeling of the loss of freedom. Because after the sun went down, it came back up on Monday morning. And you had to go to work five more days. And it sucked.” ― Larry Brown
“Monday checklist: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.”
“Everyday is Monday….till Friday.” ― Viktor VolksPrater
Motivational Monday Quotes
“It’s Monday, perfect time to reboot your mind and have a fresh start.”
“When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.” ― Edmond Mbiaka
“Monday is the perfect day to correct last week’s mistakes.”
“Mondays are for fresh starts.”
“Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets here.”
“It’s Monday. Time to take over the world.”
“Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!” – David Dweck
“Find a job you like and you will add five days to every week.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
Out of the Blues into the Blue Berry Hues!!!